Star Wreck Episode 3

Posted on September 26, 2009. Filed under: Silly, Star Wreck, Uncategorized | Tags: Pecan, space, star, Wreck |

Captain Pecan looked around the car. Luckily, the windows were all rolled up because they’d all suffocate and die out in space and he didn’t think that would be so much fun. Rock jumped on the seat and then jumped on the buttons.

“What are you doing?” asked Striker.

“I’m making this thingamabob self-destruct!” said Rock happily.

“What’s that?” Bob asked while eating his popsicle he handcrafted out of oxygen molecules with sugar.

“It’s when you explode.” said Rock. Bob jumped for joy.

“Yippee!” he said.

Captain Pecan looked worried. I think you know why already.

“Guys! If we self-destruct then we’re all gonna’ die!” Everyone pondered that for a few moments and then decided that self-destructing wasn’t really so much fun anymore.

“We’ll all be in Heaven!” Bob pointed out happily. Nobody ever listened to Bob and nobody had to. Rock immediately got to work on making the car not self destruct. Rock looked around on the dashboard.

“Captain Pecan? Where is the ‘undo’ button?”

“Good question, Rock.” Captain Pecan replied. Pecan ate one of his pecans in the back seat.

“Hey! Look at this!” Striker said. Striker pointed to a glowing red button in the trunk of the car that said PRESS THIS BUTTON AND YOU WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

“I never remembered putting that button in here.” said Striker. “Oh well.” He continued looking for the ‘undo’ button. Rock reported to Pecan that in 15 seconds they would self-destruct. Bob started turning around in circles but he hit his head on the roof and he passed out. Rock called out to the crew.

“10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 80! 3547! 623! 8! BUFFALO!” Everyone closed their eyes and ears as an explosion rocked the car violently…

WILL PECAN AND HIS CREW SELF DESTRUCT?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO STAR WRECK: EPISODE 4!