Bubba Baer's Weblog

New thingamajig….

bubbabaer — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:50:38 +0000

Yeah…
Sorry for not putting up my novel yet. I’m really trying to do that.
And I met Jeanne DuPrau yesterday. With a group of like twelve people.
Anyway…you might want to go to this site called
www.gamesforthebored.wordpress.com
It is STILL in development, but-yeah. I don’t have much to say. But you should go look at their site so that they can have higher blog stats (:) my evil plan…er-my plan is working ) . CYA!
-Andrew

Didn’t write… (deciding to give demo of upcoming novel)

bubbabaer — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:10:40 +0000

Ok. So I didn’t write in a while. Maybe a few months. MAYBE FOR LIKE AN ENTIRE FEW MONTHS! Sorry. I am REALLY REALLY bad at getting myself to just write on my blog. Anyway, a few little random pieces of info…

I’m not sure if I blogged since last november (I think I did) but in case not I’m 11 now. My sister will be thirteen this thursday. My cousins from Oregon are coming this saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am really excited they are coming. We now live in a townhouse instead of our little apartment. It seems so big! We actually have an upstairs! WHOPEE!! Anyway…

Not quite sure what to talk about. Oh yeah. I am writing a novel. I kind of like it so far… I’ll see if I could upload it. Maybe I will. Anyway, it’s a fantasy novel I’ve been planning for a while. I’ll give you the first thirty pages, if that’s not too much. I’ll get to work on that. See ya!

-Andrew who never wrote in a long time.

P.S!!!!!!!! I finally have something I just thought that I would want to tell you. So anyways, my name is Werdna Reab, and my aunt’s boyfriend is Evets Nosnibor, my dog is Ytsur eht god. Some of my friends (or people I know) at school are Noved Ouk, Elyk Nihc, and Iam Urt. Strange names, right? Figure out the puzzle!

Star Wreck Episode 3

bubbabaer — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:04:22 +0000

Captain Pecan looked around the car. Luckily, the windows were all rolled up because they’d all suffocate and die out in space and he didn’t think that would be so much fun. Rock jumped on the seat and then jumped on the buttons.

“What are you doing?” asked Striker.

“I’m making this thingamabob self-destruct!” said Rock happily.

“What’s that?” Bob asked while eating his popsicle he handcrafted out of oxygen molecules with sugar.

“It’s when you explode.” said Rock. Bob jumped for joy.

“Yippee!” he said.

Captain Pecan looked worried. I think you know why already.

“Guys! If we self-destruct then we’re all gonna’ die!” Everyone pondered that for a few moments and then decided that self-destructing wasn’t really so much fun anymore.

“We’ll all be in Heaven!” Bob pointed out happily. Nobody ever listened to Bob and nobody had to. Rock immediately got to work on making the car not self destruct. Rock looked around on the dashboard.

“Captain Pecan? Where is the ‘undo’ button?”

“Good question, Rock.” Captain Pecan replied. Pecan ate one of his pecans in the back seat.

“Hey! Look at this!” Striker said. Striker pointed to a glowing red button in the trunk of the car that said PRESS THIS BUTTON AND YOU WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

“I never remembered putting that button in here.” said Striker. “Oh well.” He continued looking for the ‘undo’ button. Rock reported to Pecan that in 15 seconds they would self-destruct. Bob started turning around in circles but he hit his head on the roof and he passed out. Rock called out to the crew.

“10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 80! 3547! 623! 8! BUFFALO!” Everyone closed their eyes and ears as an explosion rocked the car violently…

WILL PECAN AND HIS CREW SELF DESTRUCT?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO STAR WRECK: EPISODE 4!

First Baptist Christian School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yay!)

bubbabaer — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:17:12 +0000

Hello everybody out there! It’s me Andrew again (obviously) and I want to tell you about my old school that I went to for most of my life. It is called First Baptist Christian School and it had opened August 30, 2004. I miss everybody there a whole lot and wish I could see all of them again soon. I know that it has probably changed a lot since I moved, so if anybody from that school is reading this right now, then please write me back and tell me what’s new. I want to thank all of my classmates for being fantastic friends and all of the teachers for helping me with all I needed to know. I am now going to Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School (it’s a public school) in Palo Alto. It is really big with about 15 classes per grade and about 1000 kids total. It is a whole lot different then FBCS, but I still enjoy myself. Hope to see everybody soon!

Yay FBCS!

When I was going to school at Fbcs one day I was thinking of a song for the school and the first thing that came to mind was to the tune of YMCA.

F-B-C-S!

We are the best!

F-B-C-S!

I can’t think of the rest! (that wasn’t part of it, I just can’t think of the rest of the song.

BYE BYE!

-Andrew

YAY SCHOOL!

Apple store

bubbabaer — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:00:55 +0000

Hi. Want to here a funny thing that happened? Oh! I almost forgot! It’s time for….

SILLY STORIES FOR KIDS! BEST OF ALL, THE STORIES ARE TRUE! Yay!!!!!!

One time me and my dad and my sister were going to our local Apple store because my dad wanted to buy a 15inch macbook pro. it was a dark and stormy night. (okay, forget the stormy part). When we went in the store, dad started talking to the employees and asked questions about stuff. We were getting bored. So you know what we did?

DUH DUH DUH……………

We played with the macs and the iPhone’s and the iPod touches! YAY! We learned how to use the applications as well! Then I pulled up the memo app on an iPhone and wrote a memo. Then dad said it was time to go. When we left, you know what was on the screen????

Mac’s Cost a trillion dollars, eh, wot wot?

THE END

If you have just read this post and you work at apple, I hope i’m not in trouble. it wasn’t an insult. It was just me being in hyper mode.

Like the secret agent chimpanzee with lazer beam eyes and a giant tripod who is standing right behind you.

-Andrew

Star Wreck: Episode 2

bubbabaer — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:19:28 +0000

The whole crew flew off their feet and were catapulted across the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Pecan was scared. Yes. So scared that he ate a pecan in front of his crew.

“Mock, what do you think of-” Captain Pecan turned around again. Mock wasn’t there!

“Captain, you probably shouldn’t turn around becasuse then something bad happens! First a meteor hit our ship and now Mock is missing!” said 1st officer Striker. Bob grinned. “Could we do it again?” Nobody ever replies to Bob. Nobody ever needs to. Suddenly, Pecan had an idea. He ran to the U.S.S. Enterprise wide intercom.

“Mock! ARE YOU THERE MOCK?” Pecan shouldn’t have yelled so loud because there was a drooling grueling monster who had lived in the meteor now roaming around the U.S.S. Enterprise and smashing cars to bits and it heard Captain Pecan so it ran towards the room and started screaming and yelling, holding Mock.

“AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The crew screamed.

“AUUUUUUUUUUG-” Mock half screamed. The godzilla majig had turned Mock into a rock!”

“YOU EVIL MAJIG!” Striker shouted he threw baseballs at the majig. Bob started poking it to see if it was alive. Pecan drew his Version 12A 6000 Bit Diobalical flammable cookie shooter. The majig saw it as an appetizer, so he snatched the flaming cookies from the air and stuffed them in his throat.

“Too much hot sauce.” the majig thought. He dropped Rock and advanced toward the three crew members. All three (except Bob who kept poking the majig) ran or, er- were carried to the car rental area. They hopped inside of one, picked the key thing, and drove back to get Bob.

“This is the biggest Wreck we’ve ever had!” said Captain Pecan. Then Captain Pecan turned around and looked in his rear view mirror. It was the biggest mistake he had ever made in his life (so far).

“No. It can’t be.” Said Captain Pecan.

“It’s awfully big.” Said Striker.

“Oh No. What an awfully gigantic monster.” Rock thought. Pecan hit the accelerator, and they zoomed off, picked up Bob, still hearing the thumping of steps of that second monster behind them.

WILL THEY GET BORED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE?

FIND OUT IN STAR WRECK EPISODE 3!

Star Wreck: Episode 1

bubbabaer — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:43:36 +0000

Captain Pecan looked at his gadget watch majiger. It was year 2650237, December 31st, 11:00 PM. It would soon be the year 2650238. As he walked the door on the U.S.S. Enterprise Car Rental.

“CREW! ASSEMBLE IN THE DOO DAD ROOM!”

Captain Pecan was there in an instant.

“You’re late.” The crew said.

“But I came in an instant!”

“We came in half an instant.”

Captain Pecan grew angry. Captain Pecan took his seat.

“Crew, we are going to discuss our car rental deals.”

No reply.

“Simon Says, Crew, we are going to discuss our car rental deals.” Mock mocked that idea. Mock usually mocked things. He might mock (or eat) your pizza. So hold on tight to it. Bob, the clueless random dude grinned and asked again what we were doing.

“1st officer, Striker. What do you think?” Captain Pecan asked.

“I think I could strike you out in baseball.” Striker usually thought that. Captain Pecan called the crew.

“Come to the debriefing room!”

“Where’s the debriefing room?” said Bob.

“I dunno.” Said Captain Pecan.

“Oh.”

Silence. Captain Pecan looked at his watch.

“Hey! Look! It’s a new year!”

“AHHHHHHHHH!” Mock AHHHHHHHHHHHed. “It’s a meteor!” he said pointing at the gigantic window behind Captain Pecan.

“No, I didn’t say meteor, I said…” he turned around. “AUGHHHHH! A meteor!!” Suddenly a giant meteor hit the U.S.S. Enterprise sending it flying through space!!!

Will they survive?

Tune in next time to find out…in Star Wreck: Episode 2

Star Wreck

bubbabaer — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:23:35 +0000

Hello. My Dad is watching Star Trek: The Future Generation or whatever so I’ve got an idea for a story. Check back for more Star Wreck adventures!

-Bubba

Testing…testing… 123 MICHAEL BAY CROUTON

bubbabaer — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 23:45:02 +0000

Hi. I just finished watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. So I’m all hyped up. I got 21 views so far today. Oh yeah, about the title. Well, first there’s the testing…testing…i’ll get to that now.

For quite a while I’ve tested video games for gaming companies (but mostly Electronic Arts). Here are the games that I’ve tested.

Nerf – N – Strike (EA)
Nanovor (Smith and Tinker)
G I Joe: Rise of the Cobra (for DS) (EA)
Nerf – N – Strike Elite (EA)
Another game that I can’t quite tell you about yet (EA)

Yep. And then the 123…I have no idea where that came from.

Now for the MICHAEL BAY (i’ll get to the crouton later). When I was watching the Lord of the Rings, in that opening where that guy killed the physical form of Sauran, The Dark Lord Sauran looked like a transformer. The transformer movies were directed by…

MICHAEL BAY: EXPLOSIONS!

minus the explosions.

I don’t know what croutons have to do with anything.

-Andrew

Club Nintendo REWARD!!!

bubbabaer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:37:59 +0000

Hi. hi. I got the club nintendo gold status award. want to know what I won??? drum roll please…

A 2010 CALENDER! YAYYYYY! It’s totally amazing!

The platinum status awards are either the Punch Out! Wii game or a mario hat.

I hope that it’s not against the law to be telling you this. Anyway, I know I’ll be getting tons of views on this post because people have been wanting to know what the reward’s were for so long.

Hey! Maybe if I put the tags Obama and McCain on my blog then maybe I’d get tons of views! COOL!

-From the little dude who just came from washing the car.